Here at Bibliowhining, I put my popularity and ad revenue above all else, and change with the times to pander to today's audience. I've noticed that the formula for success, as demonstrated by VH-1 countdowns and what Cracked Magazine has become, is to make all your shows and articles in list format. Sometimes I browse through the magazines at the CVS. MAD, Games and Nickelodeon Magazines aren't there anymore, but there's always this magazine called Cosmopolitan which looks exactly the same each time, and has the same lists on the cover every month: "192 Ways to Please Your Man," "10 Ways to Get a Flat Tummy"...the lists go on!
In hopes of pleasing my audience, here's Five (5) Simple Ways You Can Lose Weight, Slim Down, and Reduce Excess Fat!
In hopes of pleasing my audience, here's Five (5) Simple Ways You Can Lose Weight, Slim Down, and Reduce Excess Fat!
Five (5) Simple Ways You Can Lose Weight, Slim Down, and Reduce Excess Fat (c) 2010, Chrissy Spallone
I also got a new cat last week. His name is Rover.
I've always practiced tip 1 & 2, but 3, 4, and 5 are new to me. It sounds like you're suggesting dieting and exercise could help. I'll have to try that. Thanks for the innovative ideas!
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